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once there was a big city
Where a man lived who was very sad
And did not celebrate new year even
Once he met to his vice verse person
And see life’s beauty
He start living
new year mean a new day
A new decade
With old habits and fellow
As usual
new year means not something new
Its mean change of the date on every thing
And life in its old way
I always make resolution
And think about it
Because always
I write down new one
And try implement old one

Happy New Year 2016 Funny Messages Jokes


Happy New Year 2016 Funny Messages

I hope that this New Year, I will be with a woman other than you.
I am tired to be your boyfriend.
I think I want to try being your husband instead.

I will conserve water this year.
I will do the laundry less but use deodorant more.
Happy New Year!

If I had done you wrong, I am sorry.
May you still give me a chance this New Year to do it over and over again.
Happy New Year!

I will no longer wish you more success.
You’ve had so much already.
It should be mine this year!

This new year I will be less sarcastic
and more positive and ill be very nice and kind
To everyone around me and my plan is not to screw up !
I know exactly how I will be spending
my new year. One the couch watching fireworks on
Television all alone.
Why would I need a New Year’s
resolutions when I am Good just the way I am?
My goal for 2016 is to accomplish
the goals of 2015 which should have been done in
2016 and I promised myself I’ll do them
in 2015 and planned to do in 2016.
Friends; How was your new year ,
what did you do? Where did you go? How did
You spend it?
Me: you can read all about it on my Facebook !
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Funny New Year 2016 Jokes SMS Status:

two friends(characters)
First to fat other friend:
lets make new resolution of getting
For new year! 🙂
Other friend said:just shut up!
I m the best in way I am no need of
This type resolution.
People make new resolution
1st January I have left drinking
2nd January I have left smoking
And after 10 days I m going to
Start therapy
And after 10 days met to that friend
In-front of him commitment done,
Hey u said to leave these thing
Buddy let leave it for next year’s resolutions
That time I was in frolic…
a cat’s resolution
Option A: to loose weight
Option B:to buy a bigger
Monkey talks
This year its my complete resolution
To quit Bananas from my life

Funny New Year 2016 Jokes SMS


Funny New Year 2016 Jokes Status

Funny New Year 2016 Status

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.
~ Brooks Atkinson

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.
~ Bill Vaughan

New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
~ James Agate

I hope that this New Year, I will be with a woman other than you.
I am tired to be your boyfriend.
I think I want to try being your husband instead.

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